sylvysparrow:

FUCK

sylvysparrow:

FUCK

(Source: memewhore, via acornwitch)

ultralifetips:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

simonbitdiddle:

sherridea:

doctorsxperiment221b:

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

(Source: hiddenlex, via diaktoros-pandemos)

wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

(Source: queenbradbury, via the-witches-beard)

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

(Source: gifsboom, via veevigil)

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

(via steampoweredgirl)

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

(Source: versaceslut, via the-witches-beard)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(Source: sk3l3t0n-s0ld13r, via the-witches-beard)